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Lost Creatures: Stories

Lost Creatures: Stories

14 tales of downtrodden luck poachers, lovelorn chemical elements, trademarked teenagers, outcast reindeer, obsolete villains, and more.

2021

Stories

S.G. Browne

Vaccination Sex Booths & The Easter Candy Apocalypse

My Walgreens Covid Vaccine Experience

7 min readMay 2, 2021

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Vaccination Sex Booths & The Easter Candy Apocalypse

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S.G. Browne

How to Write a Novel

First, pick a space in your home where you will do your writing. Someplace where you can cultivate your creativity. Ideally this will be…

9 min readMar 26, 2021

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How to Write a Novel

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San Francisco is a Ghost Town and Union Square is a Haunted Forest

When most people hear the phrase “ghost town,” it conjures up an image of a deserted town with few or no remaining inhabitants. Chances…

6 min readApr 4, 2020

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San Francisco is a Ghost Town and Union Square is a Haunted Forest

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“Donald Trump is Coming to Town”

(The (un)Official Theme Song for the 2017 Presidential Inauguration)

1 min readJan 20, 2017

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Nuclear Winter Wonderland

(And Thirteen Other Post-Holiday Songs for the Impending Presidential Apocalypse)

1 min readJan 12, 2017

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Twenty-Two Quotes About Power (Made Better With Ice Cream)

“The measure of a man is what he does with ice cream.” ― Plato

2 min readJul 1, 2016

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Twenty-Two Quotes About Power (Made Better With Ice Cream)

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The Twelve Days of Bookmas

When I was a young boy, I preferred the company of my television or my collection of Hot Wheels to books. And when it came to going to the…

3 min readDec 7, 2015

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It’s A Mall World After All

It’s a world of Macy’s, a world of Saks It’s a world of Fridays all painted black From L.A. to Times Square, we will shop and compare It’s…

1 min readNov 27, 2015

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How To Break Up With Your Car

Every relationship comes to an end.

5 min readMay 7, 2015

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How To Break Up With Your Car

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S.G. Browne

Statins and Opioids and Anti-Depressants, Oh My!

One Novelist’s Journey to the Magical Land of Pharmaceutical Drugs

7 min readApr 7, 2015

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Statins and Opioids and Anti-Depressants, Oh My!

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S.G. Browne

S.G. Browne

Book Author

Author of dark comedy, social satire, & the supernatural. Ice cream snob, beer aficionado, animal enthusiast. http://sgbrowne.com & https://linktr.ee/SGBrowne

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