“Donald Trump is Coming to Town” (The (un)Official Theme Song for the 2017 Presidential Inauguration)
You better watch out, you better not wail
If you criticize him he’ll throw you in jail
Donald Trump is coming to town
He’s making a list of Cabinet picks
Filling it up with racists and dicks
Donald Trump is coming to town
He’s registering Muslims
At least he’s gonna try
He wants to stock up on more nukes
So you can kiss your ass goodbye
Oh! You better watch out, you better not fight
If you’re not white or male say so long to your rights
Donald Trump is coming to town
With little Mike Pence and little toy hands
Good luck if you’re lesbian, gay, bi, or trans
Donald Trump is coming to town
Religious freedom could get a re-do
Freedom of speech and of the press, too
Donald Trump is coming to town
He’s complimenting Russia
He wants to build a wall
He’s a dictatorial fascist
With one ring to rule them all
So! You better watch out, you better not wail
If you criticize him he’ll throw you in jail
Donald Trump is coming to town